This is a story I wrote, and it is completely fictional.
The Life Of A Bored Kid
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My name is Andy. Andy Simpson the third. I was named after my dad and my dad was named after his dad, my Grandpa. You are probably wondering why I'm
typing well it is because the fact that I'm bored. Yeah that is right I'm just sitting here wasting your time. Today is October 24, 2010. There is nothing to do at my house it is so stupid. I'm sure your house is way better than mine. My house is orange and black because we keep it painted all year for Halloween. I know it might sound cool but trust me it is far from it. Today we went camping. By we I mean me, my dad, and my little sister Abby. She is so annoying. My mom and dad think she is cute but I think she is pure evil. For example the last time we went camping she cried and cried to go home so we had to go home and it ruined our camping trip. (on the way home she was staring at me with this big evil grin) So yeah now you know how evil she is. I can tell you way more stories about her except for the fact that it is 12 am and it is a school night. Plus my parents think I'm asleep so I gotta go.
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Ok now it is the 25th of October and guess what? I'm bored again. Yay I can waste your time today too. Isn't that cool! I'll answer that for you no it is not because I have nothing better to do than tell you about my life. I was very tired today at school and fell asleep (which I do every day). Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I am in the 5th grade and am 12 years old (like I said I'm dumb and failed a couple of grades). I'm reading this cool library book that is called "We Like Eggs"
by some wierdo guy but the book is cool. Yeah I know suprising I'm reading a book. Except for the fact that I have had it for 2 weeks and really kind of not started it yet but it still counts as reading it right? Today is a Friday and we had a half day so it is only 3 pm now. I'm going to go to the bathroom so I'll be back hold on.
(7 hours later:10 pm). Yes I finally beat that video game! Did I say video game? I mean bathroom. Wait I finnally beat that bathroom? That doesn't make any sense. Anyway my dad said I have to do the dishes so bye for now!
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Yo Guess who? Yup me Andy! Another thing is it is Saturday and I did not get my usual 4th hour nap cuz well you know Saturday there is no school. It is Oct. 26th. You know how most kids like weekends? Well I don't because my house is stupid and boring! Hey did I tell you I'm bored today? no? Well that is surprising! Actually not really because if your smallish brain can remember I did not get my nap today. Oh bored bored bored. What should I do? I mean being a stupid person that does not even reply would be so much cooler than talking to one! I am just kidding. Ok moving on I think my favorite food is biscuits. Oh the phone is ringing I have to go.
Bye I'll see you tomorrow. Wait I won't see you I'll talk to you or type to you. Ok bye.
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Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! It is October 27th and Sunday. I'm crying because meanie head Abby woke me up and it is only 6 am. Ok. I have a secret. Do you want to know what it is? I'm bored. Wait that is not all, I'm bored again. That was all. Ow that hurt! Do you want to know what hurt? Nothing I just wanted to say ow that hurt. haha! Isn't that funny? Well maybe not to you but it is to me. I only have 15 minutes until I have to take a shower because we have to go to church. I think that cheese should be an ice cream flavor. I mean who wouldn't buy that. My mom said I have 8 more minutes until shower time. I'd better hurry now um
I have not told where I live have I? I live in Indiana in a 3 story house but for the last time it is not cool. 3 minutes left. So I guess I'll go. bye.
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Hi it is October the 28th and a Monday again that means I will get a nap. Yay!!!!! Oh my gosh! I think I just broke my mom's vase. whoops! Well I'm gonna go to my room so maybe my mom will never notice. Ok I 'm in my room now. Hey I forgot that I'm getting my new phone today! Yay! My dad is at the store right now. Wait! He is home! Shweet!! Well hold on I'm gonna give all of my friends my number. Ok I'm back. What should I do? I know what to do! I should answer the phone because it is ringing. Hello? Yes this is him. Oh ok. Yeah sure. Bye. That was my friend Andie. I know what your thinking he has the same name as me. So what? Who cares? Not me. Woo hoo. I'm so happy. Really I am. Not! Hey I'm gonna go get a burger for lunch bye.
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Zap!! Haha! Yeah it is me Andy and I just zapped the master of doom on my game. In a few hours my cousin will be here. He is 10. His name is Zane. Since he is only 2 years younger than me it is like having a friend over. Blah oh blah blah is basically all I can think of. Oh yeah it is Tuesday, October 29th and school was pretty boring today. You know why? Of course you don't because you were not there! I am so bored and you are probably tired of hearing me say this but I can't think of anything else to say. Oh wait a second the phone is ringing. Hi? Leave me alone! Ok goodbye. That was Abby calling from downstairs. She makes me so mad! One time she was going on and on to dad about how she got all A's and B's. Then she was talking about how on my report card I got 5 D's and 2 F's and how her grades were so much better than mine. I mean seriously dad has no business knowing my grades anyway! Now I am mad so I am going to leave. Goodbye.
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It is me. I am sad. Do you know why? Well I really don't care if you know why because I am going to tell you anyway. It is the 30th of October and the day before Halloween. I'm sad because I have been thinking about candy. I have also been thinking that I am too old to go Trick - or - Treating. Do you know what that means? That means I will die of a disease that I will think of in a few minutes. All because I did not get my Halloween candy. Now isn't that a tragic tale? That is why I thought of having a Halloween party where everyone is invited, as long as they bring me at least 50 dollars worth of candy. Sounds fair right? Of course it does. I mean they get to go to a party and I get millions of pieces of candy. Oh no! my mom told me to clean my room an hour ago! If she finds out that I have not even started yet then I will not get to have my party! I got to go! cya!
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Hi. Andy here, and have I got big news! Today is Thursday and we don't have school because it is Halloween. All day today I will be planning my party it will be so cool! Now I am going to the store to buy snacks and decorations and stuff. ( 1 hour later) Hey. I'm back. Guess what I bought? I bought potato chips, bread, cheese, beef jerky, string, and a paper sack! You are probably wondering what exactly these things are for but it is actually pretty simple. The chips are for putting in a bowl and giving them to people. The bread is for making toast. The cheese and beef jerky is for me right now to snack on. The string is for decoration and the paper sack is for a game. Oh no! it is 4 o' clock and the guests are coming at six!
I gotta get ready I am still in my pj's! cya.
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Ding - dong. The guests are here! Hello Mark, hi Erin. Wow there is a lot of people here! Woah look at all of that candy! Hi Andie! Alright everyone. We will start by eating our toast and chips. Oh, you want to play games now? Ok. Now everyone write your name on a piece of paper and put it in this box. I will draw three names and you three will race. The winner gets ten pieces of my candy, but I get to pick out the pieces. Now lets start. Alright now all of the names are in the box. The first name is my friend Andie, the second name is Ellie, and the third name is Spencer. Are u ready? Ok. On your mark, get set, go! (3 minutes later) The winner is Spencer here is your candy.
Hey guys I am tired so will you leave now? Yes they are leaving! Bye.
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Hy-yah! I'm Andie and guess what? It is Dec. 1 and I realized that yesterday I had a party and I was not bored! It is a miracle! Right now I am calling
everyone that came to my party to invite them to my Christmas party. I am back. That was a lot of phone calls but no one answered. I think that is because
it is 6am. Anyway I should keep up this party thing so I will never be bored again. I mean maybe I can get presents out of this party I should start
making a list of what I want. Hold on. I am back and that was all of my friends from the
party and every one of them said they will not come to my Christmas party because they did not like my Halloween party for some stupid reason. I am
now officially bored again. Great! Bye.
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